Hello. My
name is Milkman, and my life is kind of crazy (yes, I just quoted a TikTok.
Deal with it.). To start, I’m not only African American- but white AND Native American
as well. How cool is that? To add to the chaos of my heritage, my mother went
into labor as a man jumped off of the roof of a hospital! Not only that, but my
mother and I were the first African American patients admitted to that hospital-
and it had nothing to do with the fact that her father was a doctor. Following
my birth, my mother breastfed me until I was about four years old- which is
where my nickname comes from.
Shifting
to my father’s side, my grandmother was Native American and my grandfather was
murdered. Unfortunately, my grandmother passed away while delivering my aunt -who
was oddly named Pilate- who literally forced her way out of what could be
described as a cave of flesh. To add to this, she has no bellybutton. Or should
I say had? She was murdered by my ex-best friend (he was trying to shoot
me!) who decided he wanted to be a part of a cryptic club that killed white
people. Pilate’s granddaughter-who oddly
became my lover- actually also tried to kill me. All because she couldn’t
get enough of me, I guess. Anyway, good luck reading about me! With my family,
NOTHING is out of the question. After all, have you met anyone with a life that
comes even close to being as twisted as mine?
I loved your blog! The first sentence itself left me laughing. I love how you took a more comical and informal approach to this writing. It made it so much more enjoyable to read!!
ReplyDeleteI really liked how you used sarcasm and rhetorical questions in your writing to show how messed up Milkman's life is. Also I liked showed both sides of his family as you described all the main points and people in his life. And nice beginning lol
ReplyDeleteI literally died laughing at the beginning and how it was just like a tiktok. Honestly the whole thing is like the popular tiktok and that is a very creative way to discuss Milkman's life.
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